Saturday, October 6, 2007

Kmart Absorbs Toilet Paper Lawsuit

Today's unbelievable headline:

"Woman Sues Kmart Over Toilet Paper Tax"

Apparently, TP is untaxable (who knew? At least it is in Pittsburg).

This woman realized that Kmart charged her 28 cents too much. (Wish I paid that much attention to my receipts).

She is seeking $100 in damages plus court costs (why not go for $11.6 million?)

Sheryl Crow is appalled that anyone would use toilet paper.

Senator Larry Craig just wants to reach over and pick it up.

The people on Survivor just wish they had some.

What strange times we live in...


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