Tuesday, April 24, 2007

All I wanna do is wipe my....

So Sheryl Crow wants us to use 1 square of toilet paper per visit or 3 max for those "pesky" bathroom visits. All I have to say to her is: "STAY OUT OF MY BATHROOM BUSINESS!"

Sheryl has been the laughing stock of the week. On the positive side, at least the news this week is about toilet paper, rather than about a mass shooter.

When it comes to toilet paper use in the majority of U.S. Households: a roll will last 5 days, and we tend to use 8.6 squares per visit. Also, the majority of women wish that the men in their homes would replace the damn roll when he uses the last of it. If we're lucky enough for that to happen, we would also appreciate it if he would place the paper on the roller so that it rolls over the top, and not down from the bottom against the wall. Also, if you sprinkle when you tinkle use as many squares as necessary to be a sweetie and wipe the seatie!

Sheryl Crow has posted on her blog now that she was just joking about the whole toilet paper thing...nice try. Maybe she should just stick to singing and forget about preaching...just go with your strong hand, sister...your sanitized strong hand, that is.


- Sheryl's Blog

- A guy who wants to be Sheryl's backup singer

- Everything you want to know about toilet paper

- Sheryl is a hypocrite

- Mary-Lynn

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