Tuesday, September 11, 2007

Birds, Vegans, Barack and more...

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A smart parrot has passed away. In fact, this bird knew more than 100 English words, and he could identify 50 objects, seven colors, five shapes and quanties up to six. His owner say the parrot showed the emotional equivalent of a two-year-old child and the intellectual equivalent of a five-year-old....but can he lip synch better than Britney Spears?

In New York, a Chinese restaurant worker was busted by a good samaritan who took a picture of the worker crushing garlic with his feet with his shoes on!! The worker took a big pan of garlic outside and did his STOMP! impersonation in the back alley. A man who works at the store right next to the restaurant first gagged, and then snapped a shot using his Blackberry. The worker is fired, the Health Department is on watch...and the new
menu special today is sole.

A vegan middle school teacher in northern Illinois is refusing to teach his class as long as the school is serving milk and meat...I thought schools served mystery meat!

In an interview with Glamour magazine, Michelle Obama reveals that Barack is "snore-y and stinky" when he wakes up in the morning....at least he's not sneezy, grumpy and dopey!

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- Mary-Lynn

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